What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you omni scum? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Vegan Police Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with the ALF, and I have over 300 confirmed animal liberations. I am trained in gorilla gardening and I’m the top activist in the entire US animal rights movement. You are nothing to me but just another soulless omni. I will wipe you the fuck out with compassion the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying morality is subjective to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of vegans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, omniscum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook tofu in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in vegan cooking, but I have access to the entire inventory of Food Fight! Vegan Grocery™ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit nutritional yeast all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, carnist.