Who are all these new people?? I am not at all interested in them.

You were right about Stassi, people. She is awesome and I do love her. I don’t think she grew on me, I think she genuinely changed (maybe just from life lessons). And Beau is fricking awesome. Her boyfriend Patrick was such a dick.

Scandoval hasn’t happened yet. I know Tom cheats, but I don’t know who with or any deets. So please don’t spoil any of that for me. I’m just not a huge fan of his. He’s a little douchy.

Jax and Britney are at the castle getting married right now and Jax is one of the most insecure, cringey guys. I get embarrassed for him as he seems very dramatic and it comes off, I don’t know, attention seeking. Britney is so adorable and sweet and NAIVE. I just think she could do so much better than him. She may not know her own self worth.

Kristin is a hot mess. I feel sorry for her. She’s dating Carter. Another douche. What is with the guys on this show?

Sheena is clingy with the dudes. How does she not see that and correct it?

I do love the Bubba’s. Schwartzy is hilarious and so lovable. He’s probably my favorite.

And I like Lala. She is extreme and extra. But I think she has a great heart.

Also I adore Lisa Vanderpump. I liked her on BH, but we didn’t get to know her nearly as well. She is fantastic. Very nurturing and kind to these idiots but also stern and realistic.

Again!! Thanks for the recommendation! This show is totally addictive!

Also: does Pandora bug anyone else or is it just me?

EDIT TO ADD:

I hate the way Stassi and Katie have just turned on Kristen. Wtf? Did I miss something? Kristen makes bad man choices, but I can’t figure out why they are just ghosting her. This is so fucked up. Can someone explain what I missed?