Ariana and Katie should start a podcast where they talk about navigating post-Tom life. I'm not a podcast person, but I'd definitely tune in for that. They could name it "It's About Tom..." to go off the "Something About Her" x Bravo universe.

Countess Luann could come on and shit talk her Tom. They could have a "Fuck you, Tom" segment where women who have been wronged by wayward Tom's can call in and light them on fire. Drew Barrymore could come on and talk about Tom Green. Katie Holmes could talk about Tom Cruise. The possibilities for Tom-shitting are endless. Doute could be a recurring guest.

They could have a cocktail and sandwich pairing for each episode to pitch their other ventures/merch.

I question VPR's shelf life after the already waning novelty of Scandoval subsides. I can't with whatever the fuck it is Lauren from Utah thinks she's doing this season, and I'm totally uninterested in watching the unholy FMF that is Scheana-Broke-Lauren. I don't want to see Scheana's inevitable second divorce. I don't want to see Lauren v. Randall Emmett. DJJK is one vodka Red Bull away from creating an international incident and it's exhausting watching him suck all the life from Ally while completely failing to take even a modicum of responsibility for how his behavior makes others feel. The current billing just isn't sustainable and things have gotten très dark.

But Katie and Ariana? I'd watch the fuck out of their post-Tom lives.