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35 [M4F] Looking for something and someone a little different
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Sweetbutnotsoursauce is a male age 35 looking for a female in Vancouver, BC
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Hello! This might be am unusual request on this page. I am not looking for a one night stand but someone that is willing to be an absolute weirdo. Not just a freak in the sheets but someone that loves to have fun all the time.

I recently got out of a relationship where she was living with me. We broke up in November and she moved out at the end of December. The big issue we had is that she is couldn't take care of herself. Like she didn't take care of her mentally health, her body(like eating the worst junk food), didn't take care of the cat litter(three cats....), and absolutely worst of all she could not be honest about what she wanted/needed in life. I bring this up because I want to be as transparent as I can be. I am not still into her as she turned out to be someone completely different at the end of the relationship. I have accepted that the person I thought I was dating wasn't actually real.

I'm not looking a parnter. I'm just looking for someone that I can have naked cuddles with while watching anime, doing art on our bodies, go outside and howl at the moon, stare into each other's eyes without blinking for an hour, slither around in a pool of slime and generally not act like sane humans when we are together. Then from the outside world seem like we are just normal functioning adult friends.

A little bit about myself. I was born a black man and that's how I present myself on the outside but I have not hang ups about being masculine. I workout, mainly for my mental health, but I am not muscular. I guess I have good arms, shoulders and calves. I have no abs on me. I am 5'10 and 223lbs as of my last weigh in on the scale(I do it daily to track my progress). I have 4 jobs. One is my weekly job that changes on the season that pays the bills and 3 other ones that focus around my main hobbies. They are all creative jobs so if you don't like to use your imagination we 100% won't get along.

What do I want from you? To be honest(which I always try to be) I'm not really picky. I just ask that you are not a judgemental person to yourself and others, you have things in your life that you are passionate about, and a community of support. Oh and again to emphasize you need to be creative. Like you live in your imagination most of the time. Creativity is very sex! As for your body I am generally attracted to people that are not in the extremes. What I mean is that you are not extremely skinny or extremely fat. A healthy body is what I'm looking for. I like a curvy figure even if the only curve is you big or tight bum. Height isn't something that isn't a deal breaker but my eyes usually wander to shorter women. There is not a limit to how short. In my mind I want to be able to lift you up against the wall or throw you onto the bed. Which isn't a problem with most people since I can lift quite a bit(my last partner was around 150-170lbs).

I know there is a lot of the wrong type of weirdos on the internet. What you have read here is who I am. I am being genuinely vulnerable and I hope to find someone that is willing to take a chance. I wait patiently for you, my lovely weirdo, to message me.

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