I think that's the saying, if I recall correctly.
Maybe it's not, but I need someone to fuck me.
So here I am, back again,
Trawling through all these Vancouver men,
Trying to find someone for some fun,
Someone to make me scream and cum.
Regarding your looks, I'm not too fussy,
As long as you're eager to stimulate my...mind,
Because good conversation is hard to find.
I want to laugh and I want to chat,
And maybe something kinky, but we'll get to that.
Tell me all the things that get you going,
If I like the sound of it we'll get the conversation flowing.
So send me a chat and let me get to know you,
If you send a decent message you'll be bumped up the queue.
Just one last thing, if you're going to send a pic,
I'd rather it not be of your dick.
Average height, BBW, single, able to host. Looking for a fun and respectful, chill guy between 28-45 who can make me laugh and make me squirm. I'm looking for someone who is single, DDF, a fan of foreplay, good at stimulating both body and mind, able to hold a conversation outside the bedroom, and open to an ongoing connection.
If this sounds like you please send me a chat with a little bit about yourself (preferably more than just your height and dick size) and why you think we'd be a good match. Bonus points if you respond with a silly poem!
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