Hopefully you'll make next Friday night far more exciting for me. Maybe you can message me tonight and we can get to know each other and flirt all weekend. We'll probably go a bit quiet on Monday and Tuesday while we get back to work and settle into the week and I'll assume we're mutually ghosting each other but then on Wednesday you'll message me saying "Happy Hump Day 😏" and the flirting will resume with a renewed vigour. You'll ask if I'm free on Friday or Saturday night and when I tell you I am you'll gleefully ask if I'd like to meet you for a drink. After some shameless irl flirting and maybe a few playful thigh grabs I'll ask if you want to come back to my place so we can do all the naughty things we talked about previously.
I don't know, just a thought 🤷🏻♀️. But if that sounds like something you'd be interested in you should probably send me a chat with a little bit about yourself (the more the better, please give me something to work with!) so we can commence the flirting ASAP.
Ideally looking for someone between 30-45, single or ENM, DDF, respectful, hilarious, a fan of foreplay and long makeout sessions.
I'm average height, BBW, single, DDF, able to host, an excellent communicator and will laugh at even your worst jokes.
Whoever said a picture is worth a thousand words was a fool. Please please please don't send me a dick pic.
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