It is going to be a long, long, long, long post. It is basically going to be a monologue, so bear with me! I expect you to read!
So, where to start? Hmmm, I am horny. I want to have sex. Would I love to have a boyfriend to have sex with? Absolutely yes! Intimate sex beats anything, but guess what I discovered? You can have intimate sex with someone who is not your boyfriend or husband. You want to ask how I know that? drum roll Have you heard about FWB? Yes, friends with benefits! So, do I have your attention? You probably had your attention when I said horny, hahaha... SILENCE. Let me pitch my idea cough, cough.
Wait, let me tell you my story first. Yes, let’s do that. It starts on a cold morning. It’s always a cold morning, isn’t it? sigh To be human is to feel solitude, right? I guess! Backtracking there! Let’s come back to the story... so, cold morning, yes? Me, lying in my bed, trying to make my life difficult... that motherfucker called horniness. Let’s make it short, I am getting tired of hearing myself talk! Ok, horny, posted on this group, found someone, great chemistry. I liked the sex with him, but that motherfucker decided to go get a girlfriend, and now we can’t have sex anymore. Now I am back to square one!
Now, let’s get into it. Why am I calling it Operation Heaven? pause It is easy, my friend! I want to ascend to heaven evil laugh. Dear compatriot, I am not looking for one FWB, but two or even three actually, hehehe. You would have guessed by now I am trying to realize my gangbang fantasy. Will I be able to? That is the one million dollar question! Am I being greedy? Absolutely yes! But guess what, closed mouths don’t get fed!
My goal is to experiment with the selected individuals one on one until we are comfortable to have sex as a group, loooool. Hahaha, I don’t know why it is making me laugh, sorry! cough, cough. So, where are we? Let’s discuss specifics.
About me: I am not the girl of your fantasy. sigh Body-wise, for those who watch anime, I will say that I look like the elf from "Elf-san wa Yaserarenai". I will post a pic to give an idea. Guess what? I am losing weight, so you will get a different version of me each month or every two months, looool. Same content, different font, bwhahahaha. Race-wise, I am Black. A lot of people find me cute, hopefully you do too! I am pretty vanilla, I think. I don’t want anything extreme, I guess. Lol. I like watching oil massage porn. I like creampie and a little bit of rough sex here and there. I like missionary. I want to try anal but haven’t yet. Guess I will have to if I want to accomplish Operation Heaven, hahaha.
You: Race does not matter. I’ve been with every race, and I don’t treat being with someone of a different race as something to experience. You are supposed to find amazing and beautiful people in all races. If you don’t, dear, you have issues, whether you know it or not. So, Black, White, Asian, etc... Alien (I have a little fascination for alien porn, hehehe)... etc, you are welcome! I’m getting tired here. Let’s wrap it up !!! Descent dick !!! I don’t want Godzilla dick but nor a lilliput dick !!!! I can’t host🥲🥲🥲 Age : 25-50s?!!!
Sorry, I will not be able to respond to everyone, but this post will be up until I find my matches. I will be slow in my replies , girl has to work !!! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ working is the bane of my existence !!!
Tips: We are more likely to have sex if you don’t treat me as an object. I am curious about you and want to be friends to a certain instant lol . I expect you to do the same! Oh I expect everyone to get tested before anything , so if you want something quick sorry for you !!!
YO !!!! NO ATTACHED , ABSOLUTELY NOT ONLY SINGLE PEOPLE WHO ARE HORNY !!!!!! I BEG , YOU !!!I AM TALKING TO YOU WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND A WIFE etc … THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU!!! SCROLL
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