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50 [M4F] - Beer, wings, and bowmp-chicka-bowmp
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vanbobbert is a male age 50 looking for a female in Vancouver, BC
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Hello ladies of YVR, I have an offer for you.

I know you hate feeling trashy after some guy gives you the most mediocre fifteen and a half seconds of your life. A wham, maybe some bam, and you very rarely get even a thank you, ma'am. Well, I am not that guy. I know better. I know that you want an encounter where you're not walking away thinking you wasted your time.

Let's do it differently - I'm offering beer, wings, edibles, a movie on in the background, and someone spending the entire time we're together enjoying you from head to toe and everywhere (and I do mean willing to explore everywhere) in between.

Oh, me? I'm a generic middle-aged white guy, but I can host, provide the refreshments, and guarantee you a drama-free fun evening that includes (but is not limited to) TV, food, beverages, physical pleasure, respecting any boundary you set, and some great conversation.

Who's up for this?

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a female
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5 months ago