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Dear Phantom of VancouverR4R,
I hope this letter finds you in the midst of a grand escape act, preferably one where you emerge from your giant ass hat.
Houdini would be disappointed by your disappearing act. One moment, you were describing in very gratuitous and rather graphic details your let’s call them deepest desires, and then poof! You simply vanished into thin air. Did your Telegram account get lost in the Bermuda Triangle of commitment? All I’m saying is your shtick needs a bit of finesse. I literally saw your Telegram account name changing to Deleted.
Your sudden departure has sparked quite the speculation. Was it a case of amnesia? Alien abduction, perhaps? The twisted side of me wish your wife caught you wanking on top of your motorcycle while recording one of your ASMR voice messages because that would be absolutely hilarious. I hope she smacked you so hard, you have to pick up your face off the floor.
In any case, I wish you well on your future escapades, whether they involve elaborate illusions or simply mastering the art of disappearing act etiquette.
Yours truly,
Designer_Mess
PS - This is not an ad. Laugh all you want. Please do not message me. I will not respond.
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