This may be the totally wrong sub for this, but I suspect there are some adulterous men here who don't even know the half of the adulterous subs that exist on Reddit. But maybe I'm wrong. Figure I'll be like a man and shoot my shot here anyway!

I am a lot. I want a lot. I need a lot. But in return, I will give a lot. Whether that is time, attention, affection, words, or sex. You’ll get it all from me, but you’ll have to give it back! I’ve been swimming in this cesspool for awhile and have had a couple of affairs, so I know the drill.

I know what I want and I have an extremely low tolerance for bullshit and time wasters.

I’m in a marriage where we live parallel lives under the same roof. I’m not pining away for that to change. You should be in a similar situation. If you’re happily married and still in love with your "best friend" but just looking for some sexual satisfaction on the side, then this isn’t going to work.

You are:

• Dad to kids over the age of 10 OR not a dad

• A frequent communicator

• Eager to meet in person

• Experienced but not to the point of being a player

• Not afraid of the feels

• Capable of bringing the banter

• Excellent at keeping up communication and care AFTER sex

• Over the age of 30

• Under the age of 60

• Telegram user (don’t waste my time if you don’t already have Telegram)

• Will use said Telegram to say good morning and goodnight!

I’m not going to be impressed if you’re tall. I AM going to be impressed if you already live the kind of life that allows you to step away to meet up with me regularly. I can have some daytime availability, evening and weekends with advance planning. You should have this too. If you don’t know where we’re going to have sex or how you can get away from your wife to do it, then please just do not waste my time. I know we all have to start somewhere in this adulterous world, but I cannot be your teacher. I need a man who knows what he’s doing and has already worked through any guilt. I am looking for an AP not a FWB. Something exclusive and ongoing.

Not interested in being your work wife. If you have to go low or no contact evenings and weekends, forget it.

Also not into big beards or obesity but a 6 pack is not a requirement. I find myself mostly attracted to Caucasian men, but if you are of a different ethnicity and are considered conventionally attractive, then I will likely find you that way too!

I have:

• Nice eyes

• Large breasts

• Pretty face

• Time and attention to give to this

• High libido that will NOT be satisfied with just sexting!

Like I said, I demand a LOT. But in return, I give a LOT.

If you’ve actually read all this and are not scared off, reply with more than just Hey or your standard cut and paste response. Tell me something specific to my ad that appealed to you (other than my being female and having breasts).

No need to slide into my chat or DMs with judgements. Thanks!