Ugh, yeah hello, hi.
This is the only place I can find to post an old school personal ad, lmao. lol, even.
Been doing solo life for a while, "working on myself" etc (that's a fancy way to say I can't find anyone I want to date, right?). Friends are marrying off and my FWB has a fear of intimacy and wants me to GTFO after she cums, so my cuddle cup is empty. So hello redditors, who wants to hang out and has a cuddle? I smell good/neutral/clean, I'm 6 ft tall and kinda fit, and I'll only try to get in your pants if you invite me into your pants. Massage exchange is also on the table (except I don't have a massage table so probably on the floor or bed).
What are my odds here? 50-50? 80%? 4:1? Call Me Maybe? Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk/reading this low-effort post. Have a nice day!
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