47 SWM, full-time single dad, 6'2 fine dad-bod, bald & bearded. Neurodiverse, INTJ by Myers Briggs. Drug and disease free.

Big Red flag is I smoke (outside only) I will quit again, just not there yet. But 420 friendly - I'm a minimal medical user (like 5-6x per year for migraines) generally don't partake. Rarely drink either.

House is very allergic to cats so if you're one of those "I will own a cat" types - this won't work. But we do have a mushy face little doggy and aquarium (s? May go grab another this weekend)

Seeking someone into the D/s DD/TiH/traditional housewife/50s housewife/Stepford wives kind of dynamic - I'm not specifically entrenched in a specific dynamic - but would like my own Suzy homemaker. Just to be clear looking for a partner not a slave - I will help clean I just need someone to help share that load, and splashy bubble fights washing dishes is fun. Have experience as a Daddy Dom in the Ddlg relationship world, but lifes been steering me more this way of late, not opposed to little space loving partners. Yes I'd really like a stay at home wifey, cook clean, empty my balls daily. Doesn't mean you can't choose to work, I have old side-hustles I haven't had time for, I'm happy to help/encourage/develop yours - not opposed to e-girl/content creator - as long as the house is managed, and I get a kiss and get to grab a handful of ass when I get home.

Real world me - works in the skilled trades. Day runs a solid 11-12 hours. Neurodiverse, Geeky household, There may be more 3d printers than people in the house, there's also more computers than people in the house. Always projects happening - yes I chase the ADHD dopamine highs. We watch Ahsoka / Mandalorian when new episodes are released, occasionally some star trek "accidentally" gets played - honest it just came on. "Fish are friends not food" is a motto around here (no we don't eat sushi), bubble tea is regularly made in house, we tend to eat more meat/potato type meals. Trying to get out camping and get more active - but currently stuck in the work clean eat sleep repeat, then weekend laundry, chores, cleaning, shopping rut of a single dad. More of a homebody than world traveler.

Kinky me - Fit more into the more soft dom role, not a big BJ fan (trying to learn to like them, but not my preference). Definitely need someone willing to engage in anal. Yes I really will want to fill you up 2-3x a day - once a week/month isn't enough. I'm not a painter and have a bit of a creampie/breeding kink (but planning to get snipped soon). Bit exhibitionist - sharing pics and seeing other men drool over my partner - gets me going. Into restraints, curious about shibari but I squirrel and want to play screwing up that fine ropework. Due to my history - Not very poly-friendly, there's wiggle room - it could come in time with trust (understand there's a bit of a trigger there). I'd be more amenable into threesome or moresome - where I can be an active participant, if that's your preference - but I myself fall more into the monogamous side.

Relationship style, touch and acts of service are my primary love languages. We can be ignoring eachother on our phones but I'm going to want to be touching you or preferably cuddling. Yes I'll get you a towel, yes I'll bring you a coffee in the morning. Bad day - let me grab us your favorite dinner on the way home. I'm a self professed terrible communicator, see Journal of best practices by David Finch. I don't throw people away, I'm always working on a solution (I do this to a fault, I'm trying but I want to fix, "I'm sorry that sounds hard" doesn't come naturally). I'd expect and prefer someone who's agreeable to regularly checking in with a mutually chosen relationship counselor.

Pretty strong preference to shorter girls, under 5'6 - I do like curves, age is just a number I swear I'm 22 until I have to get out of bed in the morning. Prefer the softer spoken cuddly & clingy types. I do need someone who can be fairly direct and use their words - I don't clue into body language and tone as well as I should so my partner needs to be able to tell me what they need (even by post-it note or text if it's hard to verbalize)

Prefer someone already localish, say hi and let's have a coffee.