Hello horny Redditors,

Do you like masturbation? Do you get off from having an audience, or by being the audience? Have you ever wished you could just have an orgasm with a partner the way you like to do at home?

If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, I come to you today with a simple proposition: Does anyone want to just get comfy somewhere, curl up together, and then goon our brains out to each other? No risk, only intimacy. We just lie back, focus on ourselves, and enjoy the writhing, heavy breathing, and sounds of pleasure coming from the other. We could even look into each other's eyes while we do it, or bury our faces in each other's necks, or maybe, if we're feeling really scandalous, we might even kiss.

I know this is probably a bit of a weird ask, but I've done this with a previous partner, and we both really enjoyed it, but it's been several years since then, so I'd like to try doing it again with someone who would be open to a little intimacy, but who might be hesitant to do more, or generally just anyone who is already wet from thinking about this. I don't expect for anything to escalate beyond us working on ourselves, though admittedly when I've done this before, it has basically always ended with us touching each other, but I do not have that as an expectation here, and would not so much as lay a finger on you without permission, though I do quite like being able to just lazily stroke a thigh or put an arm around a hip with my free hand while we're both going at it if you'd be open to it?

Alternatively, if you'd prefer we work on each other instead of ourselves, I'd absolutely be game to let you take control of me while I get to bring you pleasure, and you're welcome to poke around and try things if you've been curious about something.

I don't care what your preferred position is or how clothed you want to be, sitting side by side, fully clothed on the couch is just as good as lying down, full naked, one leg draped over one of the other's, which is just as good as lying perpendicular with your head on my chest just so we can feel each others' heartbeats, or sitting face to face, legs wrapped around one another so we can look at each other the whole time.

Open to anyone 21-36, but flexible if you make a good argument. Please be single, have no kids, and not be a substance abuser (I am likewise).

As for me, I’m a tall (6'0"), Caucasian, heavyset brunet, vaxxed to the maxx, and open to talking about anything about myself, so feel free to ask away! I don't really have a type, just as long as there's a connection, but historically, I tend to get along best with oddball nerdy nymphomaniacs.

I've posted on here before in a much longer format, so if you're interested in my life's essay, feel free to scroll through my post history.

Hope to hear from you soon. :)