Oh hi! I'm having a really awful week, and I need a cathartic release tomorrow night. I'm looking for something pretty specific, read on for the details.

About me: 24, white, 5'3, slightly chubby, with blue eyes, nice boobs, and long usually brown but currently faded blue hair.

About you: at least 25, any race, any height, relatively fit, exceptionally hygienic, in or near New West.

About tomorrow night: Let's hang out at my place in New West. We can smoke a joint or two together, listen to some moody music, make out, and then have really intense sweaty rough violent sex for a few hours. The kind of sex that's really primal and really really (reeeally) aggressive. The kind of sex that overwhelms by body, and short circuits my brain, and pushes me to a place where I have a complete and utter breakdown and sob uncontrollably until I can't remember my own name anymore. Not because I'm sad (even though I am), but because the intensity is just too much to process and all this stress and grief and shit that I'm carrying around just comes pouring out of me. I want to be drenched in an ugly mess of sweat and tears and cum, and then curl up into a ball and fall asleep.

I don't think I'm articulate enough to accurately describe exactly what I'm after beyond that, so that's where your reply comes in. This is kind of an I'll-know-it-when-I-read-it situation, so you'll need to write more than 'wussup, 25m hung, u intersted?'. I'll give you a few hints to get you started.

• Write in full sentences, with decent spelling and grammar.

• Tell me what kind of lover you are. Be descriptive. It doesn't have to be Shakespeare, but help me understand what you're all about, and what I could expect if I invited you over.

• Don't call me pet names like babe or cutie, or degrading names like slut or whore. I hate it and it'll totally kill the vibe for me.

• Definitely do not send me a photo of your dick.