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38 [F4M] Clean, mixed girl, White/Black, looking for ongoing friends with benefits while also having fun in the sun! I can host on occasion when my roomie is working late, so if you can host even better.
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SadHairyCunt is a female age 38 looking for a male in Vancouver, BC
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I want to be wined and dined, and then have some serious fun afterward, if we click, of course. Iā€™m a busy female, who has a bit of time off between things, and I am lonely and want some sexual pleasure. Iā€™ve had trouble in the past enjoying sex if I donā€™t feel connected to the person in some way or if Iā€™m not deeply sexually attracted to them. I work insane hours and often donā€™t know my schedule so planning things will be more on the spontaneous side except for this week.

I DO NOT! Repeat, DO NOT, enjoy huge dicks. Average penis size for me will do. I enjoy a good meal and an even better cocktail. Iā€™d like to get to know you before we do the deed. And if we click the deed will be done but Iā€™d like to be exclusive and only see each other, no one else, for a FWB deal. I will soon be sterilized so the possibility of becoming pregnant will be gone soon enough. Protection still MUST be used till we are both tested and show results.

My body type is average. Iā€™m not skinny and Iā€™m not fat, yet I work a physically demanding job and am fit in a lot of ways. Iā€™d say I have the body of a Greek goddess. Iā€™ve got Aphrodite vibes for days. I am attractive and look, at the very least, 10 years younger than I am. I like to explore the city and surrounding cities and do things Iā€™ve never done, so if youā€™re adventurous and like doing random activities, from hiking, painting, photography, video games, D&D (Iā€™ve never tried but would like to), camping, fishing, boating, throwing axes, museums, finding cool places to eat and drink interesting cocktails, dog hikes, (I have a dog) cooking classes, floats, pottery, cars, motorcycles, whateverā€¦. Letā€™s do it! I want to explore new things with someone without being in a relationship, yet have amazing, mind blowing, explorative safe and consenting sex. I stand 5ā€4 tall, brown eyes and brown curly hair that sometimes lays straight. I also have tattoos and am 135lbs.

I am looking for someone who is Caucasian, considers themselves attractive (you donā€™t have to be a model, just hot/cute/easy on the eye. If youā€™re Irish(From Ireland, not Canadian Irish) then youā€™ve got brownie points. I can make some exceptions to this. . A good funny personality, excepting of others in terms of live and let live and someone who loves to be positive, have a good time, respect boundaries and want to make me feel good and Iā€™ll do the same. I have no time for Debbie downers or people who are judgmental. Only positive vibes here. We want to be spiritual beings having a human experience here. Bonus points if you like giving massages with coconut oil and/or hot wax candles. If youā€™re interested, hit me up with a picture of yourself and weā€™ll go from there. Iā€™ll also send a pic of me to see if we are physically attracted to each other because it goes both ways. Most body types and ages welcome, that being said, no one younger than 28. I donā€™t like bony dudes cuz the pelvis leaves bruises and I donā€™t like pain. Also, I canā€™t work with obese guys. Sorry big kings, I donā€™t like doing all the work but I still love you. Im not into weird shit either. Im kinky but donā€™t ask to cum in my face and call you daddy, suck your dick till I have lock jaw, or slap me around. If thatā€™s what your into Iā€™m not the one. I donā€™t suck dick till I know youā€™re clean.

And I will mention this as well, if youā€™re only in town for the week donā€™t bother. I want this to be on going.

P.S. Iā€™m a great cook and love cooking for others. EXTRA bonus points if you like to cook too.

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