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38 [F4M] clean female looking for friends with benefits and to do fun in the sun activities with! I can host only if my roomie is working late. So if you can host, even better.
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SadHairyCunt is a female age 38 looking for a male in Vancouver, BC
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38 [F4M] Looking for FWB and to do things with in the summer sun!

I want to be wined and dined and then have some serious fun afterward, if we click, of course. Iā€™m a busy female, who has a bit of time off between things, and I am lonely and want some sexual pleasure. Iā€™ve had trouble in the past enjoying sex if I donā€™t feel connected to the person in some way or if Iā€™m not deeply sexually attracted to them. I work insane hours and often donā€™t know my schedule so planning things will be more on the spontaneous side except for this week.

I DO NOT! Repeat, DO NOT, enjoy huge dicks. Average penis size for me will do. I am of multiple backgrounds and canā€™t be classified as one thing or another. I enjoy a good meal and an even better cocktail. Iā€™d like to get to know you before we do the deed. And if we click the deed will be done but Iā€™d like to be exclusive and only see each other, no one else, for a FWB deal. I will soon be sterilized so the possibility of becoming pregnant will be gone soon enough. Protection still MUST be used till we are both tested and show results.

My body type is average. Iā€™m not skinny and Iā€™m not fat, yet I work a physically demanding job and am fit in a lot of ways. Iā€™d say I have the body of a Greek goddess. Iā€™ve got Aphrodite vibes for days. I am attractive and look, at the very least, 10 years younger than I am. I like to explore the city and surrounding cities and do things Iā€™ve never done, so if youā€™re adventurous and like doing random activities, from hiking, painting, photography, video games, D&D (Iā€™ve never tried but would like to), camping, fishing, boating, throwing axes, museums, finding cool places to eat and drink interesting cocktails, dog hikes, (I have a dog) cooking classes, floats, pottery, cars, motorcycles, whateverā€¦. Letā€™s do it! I want to explore new things with someone without being in a relationship, yet have amazing, mind blowing, explorative safe and consenting sex. I stand 5ā€4 tall, brown eyes and brown curly hair that sometimes lays straight. I also have tattoos.

I am looking for someone who is Caucasian, if youā€™re Irish(From Ireland, not Canadian Irish) then youā€™ve got brownie points, but I am open to all ethnicities if we gel well. A good funny personality, excepting of others in terms of live and let live and someone who loves to be positive, have a good time, respect boundaries and want to make me feel good. I have no time for Debbie downers or people who are judgmental. Only positive vibes here. We want to be spiritual beings having a human experience here. I have a lot of love to give and will reciprocate. Bonus points if you like giving massages with coconut oil. If youā€™re interested, hit me up with a picture of your face and weā€™ll go from there. Most body types and ages welcome. I donā€™t like bony dudes cuz the pelvis leaves bruises and I donā€™t like pain. Also, I canā€™t work with obese guys. Sorry big kings, I donā€™t like doing all the work but I still love you. Im not into weird shit either. Im kinky but donā€™t ask to cum in my face and call you daddy, suck your dick till I have lock jaw, or slap me around. If thatā€™s what your into Iā€™m not the one. I donā€™t suck dick till I know youā€™re clean.

If you donā€™t send me a picture of your face I will not respond. And if you do, I will immediately send you a picture of mine that way we donā€™t waste each others time. We both have to be attracted to each other. This goes both ways and Iā€™m willing to give to you what you give to me.

P.S. Iā€™m a great cook and love cooking for others.

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