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My plans for the night fell through, and I just want to chill out with someone fun and interesting and have some intense sweaty sex.
About me: 24, white, 5'5, 150 lbs, a little chubby, biggish boobs, long hair, currently dyed blue, but pretty faded to a summery kind of blondish seafoam color. Extreme nerd.
About you: Between 22-30, fit, chill, respectful, dorky, and generally a nice and decent person.
Where: My place or yours. I'm in New West, so I'd prefer someone close by.
When: I'm ready when you are, hot shot.
What: Pretty much what the title says. Let's smoke a joint, cuddle up with a thing of gummy worms, watch some campy slashers, and see where the night takes us. If you play your cards right, I'll climb on top of you and show you what a good lay I am.
Rules:
- Be between 22 and 30, and reasonably fit.
- Send me a well-written, polite reply that's at least a few properly formed sentences long. Tell me a bit about you. It doesn't have to be Shakespeare, but I absolutely believe you can do better than 'hey what u up to'.
- Absolutely no dick pics.
- Pick something spooky or scary for us to watch.
That's it! Stay gold, and hopefully we'll chat soon. ✨
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