But, like on a side note, any homies down to cuddle for the remainder of cold season?

You know, but like in a masculine heterosexual kind of way.

I'm looking to do it for the science and such

After reading other people's proposed "research" I thought I might throw my hat into the ring. My thesis is that it will be mutually beneficial and would help boost the grades with higher test performance, any Stem major can back me up on this.

Now I know what you're thinking, u/charityspecialist514 what do you mean this will help boost grades? Well, it's simple, really; first, I'll take you out, wine and dine you and such. Maybe we'll go do the pottery at the pottery class where one of us will sit behind the other for support and help guide the other's hands when sculpting, but like in a way that's heterosexual and cool, like other people watching will be like those two are super straight and super cool. Or maybe we can go out to the aquarium in Dallas and try to kidnap one of those penguins and raise it in the dorm together. Who knows, maybe take you to the beach, and we can search for stones that match each other's eye color.

Now I'm just a simple man, not like these big city mice, one of the more relatable and more appealing origins. I don't ask for much in fact, I think it was Temoc himself that said, "he who packeth the cake bringeth the greatest warmth." You can quote me on that. Now I don't mean to brag, but I have gotten some pretty good comments on the results of my cake routine.

You're probably telling yourself, well what's the catch, who is this snake oil salesman? Well no oil, my friend, This is a simple arrangement that I believe can make us both happy in this sea of antidepressants, adderall induced highs, and guys who like getting kicked by girls in stilettos. Also grades and science stuff too.

Humbly yours,

u/charityspecialist514