2/11: Package marked as delivered at 4:50pm to front door/porch. Just a few minutes before I get home. Can't find the package.

So I spend an hour looking around my house, my neighbors' houses, and checking the internet for why this might be so.

2/12: Called the local post office whose hours are 9am-12pm. No answer.

It's like the phone's are off or something. As soon as you dial the number the phone call ends.

If all it is is just that they marked the package as scanned to end their shift/meet quota then somebody should at least be able to answer the phone to let me know something that can help me out here, like where the package was when it was scanned as "delivered".

Package delivered at 1:00pm.