This story was originally written for r/DirtyWritingPrompts but I thought you all would enjoy it as well. The Initial prompt read: Gamer Girl Pee! The newest kink arcade! Plenty of fun (rather wet) games, a bar with a lot of large, caffeine filled, drinks and no bathrooms!

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The city council deciding to create a “kink district” was one of the best decisions for the city they ever made. With the new found tourism to the city, well actually more the district, the old restaurants and bars that say empty on Sixth Street finally started to fill up again.

Gamer Girl Pee just happened to be the newest one to open, an arcade bar with a kinky twist to fit a uncovered niche in the kink district so far. Gamer Girl Pee (GGP for short) strived itself on catering to all things watersports and pissplay starting with a lack of any bathrooms in the place, artificial turf on all the floors, and modified arcade games. The drinks of the bar where specifically concocted to fill bladders quickly so there was always piss to be flowing; in fact, above the bar, a neon sign read “go ahead, break the seal!”

The beer taps behind the bar are one of a kind. They in fact don’t even pour beer but instead peer (pronounced Pee•er) as they call it. It’s actually the exact same as beer, you can get any beer you want as a peer. In the special taps, Magnesium Salicylate (the active ingredient of water pills) is added into the poured beer to increase need and frequency of going. The pour spouts are also look different than all others, they’re metal cocks of various sizes, some cut and uncut.

The bar also serves a large cocktail menu, all with Magnesium Salicylate added too. The most popular are Pissed My Pants (gin, lemonade, blue curaçao, and grenadine to add a dark spot to the blue drink), Piss Drinker (vodka, pineapple juice, and bitters), and the Long Stream (whiskey, coke, and extra magnesium salicylate).

Now the games are where the real fun is, the bar just makes sure everyone is flowing. Some games are classics but modified slighting—to change directions of Pac-Man, change the aim of your stream; in Dance Dance Revolution, you receive extra points for every second you’re peeing while dancing. Other games are brand new. Skee ball is replaced with pushing the ball with your stream to get into different point sections. One of the most popular is like the carnival hammer strength test but it’s not your arm strength, it’s your piss strength.

Patrons are invited to piss to play the games, piss on the turf floor or artificial trees or fire hydrants throughout, or provide a good tip to the cleaning and bartending staff by filling up one of your empty glasses. Since opening 3 months ago, GGP has become to most popular bar in the kink distract and has inspired other bars to become toilet optional facilities but nothing will ever top the OG GGP.

(I hope you enjoy! If people enjoy this set up, I’ll write a story of someone’s first time at GGP.)