I recently moved into a place with a semi private back patio area, part concrete and part grass. Today I finally decided to just go ahead and try going out there. I waited until my bladder was really full, like doing the peepee dance around my house full, so I could get the most out of the experience. I put on an extremely oversized hoodie that goes down to my knees, no panties on of course, grabbed a joint and went outside. I lit up the joint and moved over to the grass part of my patio.

I then spread my legs apart, a bit more than shoulder width, straightened my posture, and let loose. It was really easy to go because of how bad I had to pee, plus i’m not shy to go outside. I just let the pee flow out of me, I didn’t push or play with it because I didn’t want to get my hoodie soaked. The stream almost felt never ending, I even made a decent puddle in the already rain soaked soil. It started splashing up on my ankles and it was definitely louder than the slight rainfall around me.

When I was all done I took one last puff and went back inside to go write this and play with myself haha. I didn’t get any pee on my sweater or on my thighs. I’m hoping to get a lawn chair soon so I can pee through that, but either way I’m excited to start using my toilet a little less now.