On my route from work to home I drive past a strip club, it’s rarely super busy, but I always look and see how many people are parked there that night. Really just nosy nelly things, but tonight it paid off!

As I drove past I saw a man standing outside the building, parallel to the road, pissing a nice steady stream. He must have been really drunk because it seemed like he didn’t care at all! I could see him holding his penis, and the stream had a really great arch to it. At first I was a bit shocked but that didn’t last more than a second before I was crazy turned on. For once I wish so badly that I was walking so I could stop and really take a look, but sadly I just had to keep on driving.