A couple of weeks ago, I (28m) dropped off a friend at work and there was a massage place down the street. I hadn’t had a massage in a while so I went in, nobody was there and it was pretty dark in there for being almost noon but didn’t think anything of it. An older woman came out of a room and asked me if I had an appointment, I did not and was just hoping they took walk-ins. They did and I asked for a 60-minute massage. She asked me to take off all clothing because they use hot oil and it could mess up certain fabrics. I obliged and laid down with a towel over me. A few minutes pass and a different woman comes in, maybe in her 30’s and before she starts the massage she asked me if I need to use the restroom, I thought about it but I figured I’d be fine. The massage starts and as the time passed, 10, 20, 30 minutes the urge was getting worse, but I still thought I could make it. She did something I thought was odd and got on the table with me so she could push down on my back (typically they’ll use a stool or something on the side of the massage table). Well when she pushed down on my lower back, I guess it hit my bladder too and a good stream came out on accident. But to make matters more embarrassing, I didn’t know she had her knee in between my legs and I peed on her leg!! When I tell you I had never been so embarrassed… she jumped in shock, I turned around so fast and apologized profusely. She just giggled and asked if I needed to go, I said yes and she says “wait, don’t go anywhere”. She then proceeded to get this thing out of the cabinet, and let me pee in this bottle, she even held “it” for me! She finished the massage, I apologized again and tipped for the inconvenience, but she definitely made me feel reassured that everything was okay.