I just finished sitting through a super boring meeting at work. The urge to pee hit me partway through, but I opted to keep things interesting by holding it until the meeting was done.

When the call ended, I started to head for the bathroom, but a naughty idea popped into my head on the way. It seemed like fun, so I dipped downstairs, grabbed a whisky tumbler, dropped in two ice cubes and a splash of whiskey, then fished out my cock and filled the glass.

The resulting “cocktail” is a deep amber colour and tastes phenomenal. A little bit salty with a touch of bitterness, and the peppery carmelized notes of the whiskey poke through on the finish. I can’t believe this is the first time I’ve tasted ice cold piss before. It won’t be the last! 🥃