So it started with dick pics being the frowned upon unsolicited message (mind you, I've never been a dick pic sender, idk how guys think as an opening line thatd work consistently). We've now been in the post-dick pic era for some years, but I feel as though it hasnt been given the spotlight as dick pics have:

Unsolicited sellers (of onlyfans, pReMiUm SnApChAtS, etc)

I find it really hypocritical of some women to think its ok to solicit paid porn to people without asking for it. On tinder, bumble, instagram, twitter, etc. Between social media and dating apps, I've been hit with messages to buy some low effort, shitty personality, "girl's" self made porn collection.

Spoiler alert, people arent on dating apps to buy your fucking nudes. In fact, idk any guy under 40 who'd ever buy nudes from some random chick (if this is you, and you do this, you have some issues you need to work out with your therapist).

Im not knocking women who do it in general, but the unsolicted messages and fake profiles need to stop, which brings me to the post title.

Judge me all you like, but I've begun the next unsolicited message trend. Anytime I get a message from some 'girl' on social media/dating apps asking me to buy her premium, or to cashapp her, etc; that awful person gets to recieve a freshly taken photo, of my latest, steaming dump in all of its 4k glory. High Definition Dooks.

So far so good 🤷🏻‍♂️

Edit: I'm calling them #shnudes , time to get trending. Thanks u/codyray94