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Anyone who puts salt or any kind of seasoning on watermelon is a disgrace to our species.
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I recently discovered that my girlfriend puts a Mexican spice on her watermelon to give it more flavor. As a person who thoroughly enjoys his fruit naturally flavored I was flabbergasted, no, astounded. I was astounded that someone could be audacious enough to attempt to ruin a watermelons lushes and scrumptious flavor. This demonic practice must stop immediately as it ruins the concept of eating fruit as we know it. If you or your loved one does this. Please, get help.

TL:DR Seasoning watermelon is a no no.

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