I don't mean worst tasting. I'd probably give that to Grapefruit (which I don't dislike all that much). No, watermelon is the worst fruit. It's fucking pointless.

First, it has the blandest taste of all the fruit. Every other fruit tastes like it should. Watermelon tastes like somebody xeroxed it and grabbed the copy instead of the original. It's the Whiteclaw of fruit. A blank melon was once flown over a watermelon and told to copy its taste.

Second, you get soaking wet when eating it and you've already suffered the first disappointment I've laid out. So now you're mad, wet, and didn't get to taste anything delicious.

Thirdly, the texture is complete garbage. It's like a snowcone but not as cold. It's mushy, you don't get the satisfying bite as say, a pineapple or orange.

Finally, watermelon is weak. It's a punk ass bitch. You drop it and it just explodes like a loser. Drop an orange or apple and it's completely fine. Watermelons look tough but they really aren't.

The worst fruit and it isn't a close race.