Okay, this may be crazy, but I'm looking for a young woman who'd like to live with me.

It's my ambition to live my 'best life' by satisfying my ambition to be a 'dirty old man' with a younger girlfriend living with me, and ideally would like to try and have children; being an older man having a young girlfriend with a baby bump would be perfect!

Whilst I realise there are no guarantees at my age, I will be most interested if you want to start trying to conceive immediately or as soon as you're comfortable. I realise having children with an older man has issues, but having children is an expensive business nowadays and if you want to be a "stay at home mom" or "homemaker" for a significant period I'm happy to be the "breadwinner".

You're a good match if you match most of this:

• want to escape your current environment, study, work part time or not at all
• aged around 18-25 (this is a guideline not a hard limit)
• any ethnicity
• any religion provided you can handle me being agnostic
• located in the UK or easily able to travel here
• being bisexual is fine proving you regard us as the 'main' relationship'

I wouldn't describe myself as obsessed over it but if you asked me what kinks I have, I would reply "age gap" and "breeding". I sortof enjoy the social disapproval as a form of rebelling a little from normality.

Outside of that I am:

• white, 5'11, brown/grey hair, blue eyes,
• interested in theatre, musicals, restaurants, pubs, visiting historical places
• like walking and cycling
• high income but not "rich" (last tax return £150k).
• work mainly but not exclusively from home

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^{There seem to be some sad downvoters with no sense of fun here}.
^{What is it with people who disappear when things seem to be going well? Fake or chicken?
I'm not interested if you're a guy, no matter how feminine you pretend to be. Nor am I interested if you're pimping out your "girlfriend"}