Okay, this may be crazy, but I'm looking for a young woman who'd like to live with me.

It's my ambition to live my 'best life' by satisfying my ambition to be a 'dirty old man' with a younger girlfriend living with me, and ideally would like to try and have children; being an older man having a young girlfriend with a baby bump would be perfect!

Whilst I realise there are no guarantees at my age, I will be most interested if you want to start trying to conceive immediately or as soon as you're comfortable. I realise having children with an older man has issues, but having children is an expensive business nowadays and if you want to be a "stay at home mom" or "homemaker" for a significant period I'm happy to be the "breadwinner".

You're a good match if you match most of this:

• want to escape your current environment, study, work part time or not at all
• aged around 18-25 (this is a guideline not a hard limit)
• any ethnicity
• any religion provided you can handle me being agnostic
• located in the UK or easily able to travel here
• being bisexual is fine proving you regard us as the 'main' relationship'

I wouldn't describe myself as obsessed over it but if you asked me what kinks I have, I would reply "age gap" and "breeding". I sortof enjoy the social disapproval as a form of rebelling a little from normality.

Outside of that I am:

• white, 5'11, brown/grey hair, blue eyes,
• interested in theatre, musicals, restaurants, pubs, visiting historical places
• like walking and cycling
• high income but not "rich" (last tax return £150k).
• work mainly but not exclusively from home

I don't mind people being interested but please don't be one of those people who ghost when things seem interesting. Also please don't try and interest me in relationship types which aren't match what I'm looking for.

^{There seem to be some sad downvoters with no sense of fun here}.