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53 [M4F] UK - East Midlands / England / possibly Europe: I'm on welfare leave after a nasty accident at work. Would you like to make this sad older man happy again?
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Fat_Old_Englishman is a male age 53 looking for a female
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I was involved in a nasty accident at work earlier this week (which was in no way my fault) and now I'm off work on welfare leave for the foreseeable future.

I'm feeling sad and lonely and so I'd really like to meet a younger woman (20s or 30s, maybe?) who could join me in a hotel somewhere for a night or two or a weekend of kissing, cuddling and loving, to take my mind off things and make me happy again.

I get my pleasure from giving you pleasure, I've a real liking for breasts and would happily spend the night kissing and playing with yours... ;)

I'm not going to pretend I'm some sort of hunk: I'm a 53 y.o. white man with a dad bod and dad belly, balding, with what's been described as a '70s German pornstar moustache' and sometimes bearded. I'm not quite 6 feet tall, and I'm just under 18 stone (115kg): I'm more of a cuddly bear than a male model! There's a SFW body photo pinned on my profile page.

I'm also into bareback sex but I'm not against condoms if you prefer safe sex, and I'm much more into gentle loving than hard fucking if we get that far. I am of course happy to swap photos and verify with a video call before we meet.

A weekend abroad somewhere in Europe is definitely a possibility, exploring somewhere new as well as each other.

Please get in touch if you're interested and maybe you can make me happy again... :)
Please respect my mental health and don't contact me if you're just playing games. I'm pretty fragile at the moment.

Oh, and do please be willing to exchange face and SFW body pics early in our conversation. There's no point us arranging a meet if we'll hate each other on sight!

Sorry, but I'm not interested in men, trans or couples.
Also, I'm not going to pay anyone. If you're Pay2Play in any way, please don't contact me. You'll only be wasting your time!

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