Look…I am a huge flirt and an even bigger perv. I can turn anything sexual. Do I enjoy sex? Absolutely! Does that mean I’m just going to sleep with you because you complimented me and flirted a little bit?

Absofuckinglutely NOT.

I know the stigma surrounding big girls is that they’re easy because they’re insecure and they’ll sleep with anyone who shows them attention, but BAYBEHHHHHHH…If you think that’s me, you’re going to get your feelings hurt.

I am NOT insecure by ANY means. I have pulled EVERY motherfucker I ever wanted whether it was for sex or a relationship…

Was I insecure when I was younger? Yes I was, and I did go through a promiscuous phase because I thought sleeping with someone would keep their attention. I’ve been bullied my whole life for being fat and I’m pretty sure there are still people who talk shit about my size behind my back! But I’ll bet you a whole paycheck they don’t have the balls or the dental insurance it would require to say it to my face. 🤷🏻‍♀️

These days, I could give two fucks less about keeping someone’s attention. They need to be worried about keeping MINE. The guilt trips and gaslighting and lying and shady shit is a one-way ticket to being BLOCKED. Had one find out the hard way today as a matter of fact.

Where y’all have me fucked up is thinking I NEED you. Why do I need you? I pay my own bills, do my own nails and hair, buy my own groceries, and take MYSELF on dates. I don’t have to come home everyday and clean up after a grown ass CHILD nor do I have to answer to anyone. Oh, and as far as sex…I don’t need you for that one either. I’ve got a whole drawer full of choices that actually stay hard for longer than 45 seconds, and they don’t snore or leave the toilet seat up.

So, before you hit my inbox, think carefully about what you’re bringing to the table, because I’m perfectly content eating ALONE. My time and peace are my MAIN priority and I’ll be damned if I allow anyone to disturb that.

This pretty face and goofball personality comes with chinS, cellulite, stretch marks, rolls, and thighs that will suffocate you. Sounds good, huh? Don’t forget the 9mm, unmedicated bipolar, smart ass mouth, ability to make grown men cry, two bail bondsmen on speed dial, and an attorney on retainer.

Find something safe to do. 👌🏼