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Coachella Blowjobs Q&A
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Getting lots of coachella specific questions, so figured I would make a coachella specific post. If you have questions that I haven't answered, ask here so others can benefit from the information too.

What's the blowjob tent?

Basically a tent in the Coachella camping area where I give random dudes blowjobs after the show.

Do you charge?

No. It's free. Last year some guys got scammed by random redditors, that I don't know, who promised them a spot in line. Don't fall for that. It's totally and completely free.

What's the catch?

It's spontaneous, so you won't have much prior information and you'll probably have to wait a long time in line.

Are you a dude?

No, I'm a cis female.

Which weekend are you going to Coachella?

I'll be doing both weekends of coachella this year, but only camping for one of the weekends, and therefore only doing the blowjob tent thing one of the weekends.

Which weekend are you doing the blowjob tent? What day on that weekend?

Not going to say which weekend (or day) beforehand because part of the fun for me is the spontaneity. This whole thing has gotten enough attention the last year or two that I'll be biting off way more than I can chew if I announce any details :) So just have to hope you hear about it the day of or find the tent during.

How will I hear about it?

I always let my camping neighbors know that morning, I also tell a few guys during the day and word just spreads. While it's going on, there's usually people who see the line and ask what it's for.

Can I save myself a spot in advance to be notified?

Nope that defeats the purpose of being spontaneous.

Okay, I found out about it and I'm in line. What can I expect?

When you're next in line, one of my friends will ask if you have a recent STD/STI panel. Ideally you want pull it up on your phone live so it's refreshable (screenshots can be faked). If you have a relatively recent one you'll be offered the choice of grabbing a condom or not using one. If you don't have a recent (or recent enough) test, you'll have to wear a condom.

Do you have any STDs/STIs?

I don't. You'll also be able to see a recent test from me on request. Whichever of my friends checks your info, will also have access to mine that you can always ask to see. It won't be more than 2 weeks old.

What can I expect in the tent?

Once you're in, it's pretty simple really. Depending on your comfort level, we can have a quick chat first or you can just take your cock out and I can get to it!

Am I allowed to touch you during? Where can/can't I touch you?

Yes! Anywhere you can reach pretty much.

Can I go down on you?

No, I'm just looking to give.

Can I get rough?

If you mean face fucking, yes. If you mean hair pulling, yes. If you mean impact play, no - I do enjoy this but not in a setting like this. When in doubt, ask.

Where can I finish?

If you have a condom on, you can finish in my mouth with it on or I can finish you with my hands onto my body (not my face). No, I will not take it off you and suck "just the tip" lol that defeats the purpose of using a condom.

If you don't have a condom on, you can finish anywhere you like.

Can I bring you a gift of some kind?

I'm fortunate enough to have been born with a lot of privilege, so please don't bring me anything besides your cock. If you really want to do something nice, buy a random Coachella goer a meal!

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I didn't say anything about being sane.

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It was 4 hours. Maybe you should finish the shift?

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https://www.reddit.com/u/whotheheckisalice/s/hcrBICfK1Q

I said I would announce if it happened on weekend 1 so people don't search weekend 2. Didn't say I would announce when it starts. I won't.

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I'm not sure but it lasted around 4.5 - 5 hours. That's a reasonable time limit to act as a cut off so maybe use that to decide if it's worth waiting in line. Any of the guys at the tent entrance should be able to let you know how long it's been.

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Great question.

I think it really depends on how many guys there are. As of last year, everybody had their turn but there were WAY more people last year than the year before. If it's even more this year then I can't make any promises :)

Assume if you're in line that there's a risk to it still not happening. I'm human after all, and this is fun and not a chore or obligation :)

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Never happening lol

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It might start during one of the last sets or a headliner that I'm not feeling or I'm interested in, but it'll still be going on after.

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Not that I know of.

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Highly unlikely

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Definitely 😁

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