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Hey everybody, Reddit is weird and I've been on this site for too long so I feel weird having a profile to post to instead of a subreddit. I feel so perceived. What happened to someone learning you had a pussy the old fashioned way and then searching your profile like mad??

Anyways I've been having some health issues. Well a lot of health issues. If you've been waiting on a panty wear, it has been delayed due to erm unexpected sharkiness. So I'm sorry about that. You know who you are. I'll DM you when I find it, I have over 40 in one inbox alone and I have a concussion on top of post-concussive syndrome so it has been a slow process.

Oh and it's not just the concussion(s). I've dropped a ton of weight from day job related stress and I'm super sleep deprived. I broke my ankle, drive stick, and have a pole competition coming up November 4-5 at Exxxotica in NJ >_<. However, I will now be doing sessions at Exxxotica now that I have dropped 130 pounds of dead weight! I have a dungeon pass for all 3 days as well as a room in the center ;). Deposit and screening still required but I might still have time weekend of.

I am sleep deprived but excited and revitalized. I am going to be revamping My paid pages to avoid burnout in the future and produce content I like more. Just of a higher caliber, even if that means posting less. I'll likely be transitioning to a lot of video content as well as potentially streaming on My revamped Twitch and LoyalFans (both coming soon).

I have an lot of incredibly smelly orthopedic boot socks/sleeves for sale as well as signed radiographs and THE BOOT ITSELF (both coming soon but express interest in the radiographs because those can be made available sooner rather than later). The boot is so smelly my patient advocate had to use the peppermint oil I keep in my purse because I collect dead things and they're smelly. If you like stinky feet, now is the time.

Samhain is the 31st, the most important religious holiday of the year for Me. Show Me some love! Remember you work for Me and to make Me happy not the other way around ;) My pinned has all my links and info.

I have a concussion so don't quote me on this, but I might run a week long $6.66 Samhain sale. Have I ever done this before? No. Will I ever do it again? Maybe. maybe not. Worst case scenario you pay $6.66 and get to tour the vault of 5.7k pics and 130 videos on the TL and ditch when the price returns to normal. I'll pull a Derek Hayes and let it slide this time. I am an exhibitionist after all ;)

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