We’re both HWP, experienced, have been tested, vaxx'd, drug/disease free and expect you to be the same. Condoms suck, but are 100% necessary.

Female half: Is bi, loves making out with other women, confidence, and unselfish lovers. Being funny or weird (in a non creepy way) is the key to winning her over.

Male half: Loves giving as much as receiving and women who are passionate in bed. Lingerie/stockings major turn on for him.

Once we really get going, we can be into some kinky stuff.

We love (fancy) hotel sex, and the clubs can be fun. We’re somewhat introverted and not dancers, so they can be a bit much - that said, we’ve had some incredible times at them. Just gotta find the right people :)

Single guys: Up your game, messages of "hey" or dick pick openers get no response

Locals only, and we're only looking for those around our age.