Guys who lead with, “oh I’ve been looking for a new massage therapist because my regular one _____” give me a break. You don’t have a regular massage therapist. So few guys get therapeutic massage on a regular basis. And you suddenly want me to be your regular massage therapist because you’ve stumbled upon me on Reddit and think I have a fun side? Umm, no. How very convenient.

You need to get to know me, help me get to know you, and build trust. Then when we have trust, and I am into you, will you get access to my highly guarded online schedule. So until you boys learn the game, I’ll continue servicing my existing clients.

(Cannot believe I’ve reached the point where I’m literally coaching the guys who want to fuck me. God this world is too weird.)