My drunk self saw an AskReddit post yesterday posing the question of what you’d do if you had to get yourself laid in 24 hours or less without paying for sex.

This totally consumed my brain last night and got me potentially inspired for some fun experiments!

I’ve gone out, or gone online, looking to get laid before and had success. And I’ve gone from “hello” to “holy shit we should do that again” very quickly before. But I don’t think I’ve ever been truly intentional to see just how fast I can make it happen.

0 to Tinder hookup sex, can I get it done in under an hour? Travel time included, of course.

0 to sex in a stall at a random dive bar, can I get it done in under 15 minutes?

0 to total stranger cumming in my mouth in my living room, can I get it done in under 30 minutes? Again, travel time included.

0 to balcony sex at a random hotel with someone new.

0 to “I see your cute face in traffic, you should pull over and let me blow you in the parking lot.”

This just feels like something I need to do. You know. For science. 😉