A fun new Reddit friend posed a question that had never once crossed my busy little brain: “when’s the last time you’ve gone a whole week without sucking a dick?”

He’d asked if I’d had any fun in the past week. I said there was nothing noteworthy to which he replied that if I’d wrapped my lips around a dick, that was noteworthy. I fired back that it’d be more noteworthy if I went a week without doing it.

And now I’ve spent the past two hours literally working through this.

As best I can tell — when I had a brutal case of Strep when I was 25 or 26 for upwards of a month — that was the last time I probably went 7 consecutive days without sucking a dick.

Now I’m 37. 😂 This feels like an achievement, right?

And yeah, I know. But I kinda love giving blowjobs. 💁🏻