Started doing the Uber thing recently to make a few extra dollars occasionally. (Yes, yes, I know I could do OF but who wants to turn their sex life into work?!)

My third ride ever was cute, flirty, and bold enough to leave me his phone number. Picked him up at his apartment and dropped him off at work one evening. In about 20 minutes it became clear I would be left feeling some sort of way if I didn’t get naked with him.

The following evening, we made it happen. I was perched on the edge of his kitchen table, legs wrapped around him, naked and sweaty and totally satisfied.

So here I am… your friendly neighborhood hoe that also provides transportation services… currently giving it up to 16% of my Uber passengers. 💁🏻