I wrote this like 3 years ago. Got so many positive comments on it. But then it was taken down. Reposting because it more relevant now than ever!!

1. Learn to spell, use complete sentences, and generally put a modest degree of effort into what you write/say.

2. Don’t assume anything. Don’t assume my partner - if I have one - sucks at sex. Don’t assume what I will, or will not, do. Sexually or otherwise.

3. Do not send a dick pic. Just don’t. No. Really. Don’t.

4. Ask interesting questions. If you can’t hold a fun conversation, the likelihood that you are a great fuck is one in a million.

5. Be funny, charming, playful, intriguing, mysterious, confident, and a bit bold.

6. Do not pretend you like eating pussy more than other guys. Every guy thinks this is a differentiator. It’s not.

7. Be honest about any details you are sharing. Don’t say you’re 27 when the post you made yesterday says 21.

8. Don’t assume you’re going to get regular FWB status. I may fuck you once, and I may even enjoy it, but regular sex is not promised. You’re in the woman’s world. Deal with it.

9. If you claim to be dominant, be prepared to speak intelligently about the dom/sub dynamic. If you’re 19... you’re not a dom. You’re just not.

10. Be good about “opsec” stuff. If she’s playing around behind her man’s back, respect that you may not get her number immediately, you may never see her IG, etc. Lots of women are totally okay with discreet and secretive casual sex - but you have to show you can follow the rules.

Best of luck hunting, boys!