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I've used Reddit for a number of years to catch up on what's up while having my morning coffee and to throw in my opinion here and there. I started this new account as I've been a lurker of Reddit's healthy piss fetish communities for a while and I'm tired of missing out, I want to participate.

I'm a 25 year old caucasian Canadian man. About 5' 7", 155 lb. I've been told I have a nice body and I can see it. Not ripped, but if I wanted to be, I'd be at a good starting point.

As long as I can remember I've had a thing for piss. I did things that aren't exactly normal before I knew it was naughty. I like peeing where I shouldn't, rocking a full bulging bladder as long as I can, drinking water and diuretics to frequently experience fullness, drinking my own pee when it's palatable, pissing on my own face in the shower, wearing things my piss has dried on.

I want to start experiencing these things with a like minded female partner, either as a one off, every now and then, or in my wildest dreams as part of a healthy long term relationship. I'm cool with anything from keeping it to online conversation to meeting up if we're in the same area and seeing where it goes.

I have some ideas of things I would like to do. Regardless of what I'm up for, I would respect and accept your boundaries. In my fantasies, we would hydrate ourselves together, drink teas, coffees, beer, alcohol. You could have whatever you prefer. You feel naughtiest when your bladder is full and you start considering where you want to release your payload. You would drive me crazy leaving your mark wherever you want around my place. Pissing on mirrors, walls, floors, blankets, towels, in my laundry basket. You could even pop open my dresser drawer and soak my clean clothes leaving me to wear your mild fragrance out into the world. I would try to get you keyed up to let me go down on you with your bladder desperate. I would drive you closer and closer to orgasm with oral stimulation while you try to hold back your geyser. When you couldn't take it anymore I would be there to swallow everything. You could be my hydration, responsible for my upcoming desperation. You could be feeling lazy in the morning with a nagging pressure in your bladder and I could relieve you without you having to get up. If you didn't want to immediately escalate to sex, I'd be of the same mind. I would be delighted if you handed me a glass of your urine to drink any time of day, even immediately after my ejaculation. I would not want you to ever feel embarrassed or nervous to indulge in our shared kink, even if you had no intentions of going further at the time.

When I'm with someone I like extended foreplay. I like getting worked up to insane levels of depravity. I get more pleasure from the building sexual tension and naughty acts along the way than from the act of sexual intercourse. Penetrative sex would be like the dessert after dinner that leaves you satiated, but our play beforehand would be the main course.

If you're an interested woman feel free to DM me for talk or as far as you are comfortable with going.

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