I have been depressed lately.

I can't finish work. I can't finish the stories here. I can't think clearly.

I just feel so unwanted.

Being beaten by the milk chocolate to the counter again.

I have been stuck. Being pushed back to the dark side of the shelf for the new shipment of milk chocolate just came in and I, being small in number, have to be transferred to somewhere else. A smaller display, by the middle of the aisle.

I am seeking for a constant. The set up isn't as complicated as others may think. I want you around but let's not catch feelings. I just want you around, and now I have an open call for it.

I want us bound by specific rules. This complexity is the only thing I ask for things to be simple.

I hope soon, I'll find one. I AM NOT HERE FOR LOVE. LET ME BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR ON THAT.

These are essential to what I am about to offer.

• Are you open to an exclusive, no-feelings-involved, set-up?

• Would you accept the fact that I am in no chance tolerating polyamory, aside from what we are agreeing on?

• Would you be able to provide ample time for me and our agreement?

• Would you be able to control your urges if I didn’t feel like having sex or talk about sex?

• Would you be able to respect my decision if I didn’t want to sext at times, send nudes, or do websites?

• Would you be able to provide contraceptives for the time we would be together (pills and/or condoms)?

• Would you be able to provide transportation (Grab or drive us) since I do not really “commute” via PUVs?

• Would you be completely fine that I cannot “go dutch”, since I have priorities I need to attend to first?

• Would you respect the idea that I prefer to be dined, treated fairly first before we go and have sex?

• Are you open to acting like a couple, like being touchy and kiss/hug each other?

• Would you be able to understand that I am more on substance, rather that the superficialities?

• Would you be able to handle the fact that I would treat you like a boyfriend but I wouldn’t develop actual feelings for you?

If you do not object to any of those questions, then I can tell you more about myself.

If you have found yourself reading this, then you may already have an idea of who I am, but that's just the tip of the iceberg.

I am not some sex deviant who just thinks and breathes sex. If you haven't read between the lines, I am sweet, thoughtful, and I can give solid, honest advice.

I can make you feel like I'm so in love with you. But you need to make sure that you understand that I am really not.

I am dark chocolate, and I am looking for someone who would appreciate what I am without thinking of consuming me to fill their stomachs, but instead to satisfy their cravings.

If that's you, shoot your shot. I am not a snob as you think I am.