Oh wow.

Sorry for being MIA, been really busy. I hope nobody would mind. LOL

I just had a slice of some beautiful strawberry shortcake and it was so good I ate another.

As I think you've already figured out, I am not a fan of sweets. I like desserts mildly sweet, delicate, and always with the taste of vanilla.

For someone who is as sexually open as I am, I DO LIKE ALL THINGS VANILLA except for sex.

To all the guys who wonder how I smell like, I smell like all the things you would enjoy in a patisserie.

My hair smells like warm vanilla sugar. My body smells like vanilla bourbon. My pussy smells like butter. My hands smell like chocolate.

I am not fond of flowery smells even when I was a kid. I like smelling like food because the scents are the least likely to offend someone's sense of smell.

I layer my products accordingly since I make sure that all the products I use even from different brands compliment each other. Aside from making the scents last longer, my pheromones work best with those scents, hence it is easier for me to work them to my advantage.

So since I like associating food to the things I do with my body, I also enjoy putting them onto my body.

Like the typical use of whipped cream, syrups, and ice cream, I prefer that the things being eaten off my body aren't that sweet as well.

During my birthday, I do two rituals.

First, I have sex with a virgin on or before my birthday.*

Second, I like sitting on cake.**

*Please don't ask me for this yet. LOL

** Let's discuss this more.

So, I like sitting on cake. Not those dedication cakes. Those cakes that are considered "expensive".

For some people, they think it'll be a waste. Or it's bad because I "play" with food. But, I only take a slice if it's big, and if it's small (or a mini) that's the only time I actually sit on them.

Why do I do it?

I find the experience liberating and obviously, I want a guy eating the cake off of me.

Like Marie Antoinette, I'll let them eat cake.

The first time I did it was way back 2008. I decided to sit on one because I didn't want to put icing little by little. So, I took the cake. Placed it on a chair and sat on it.

It was squishy. Cold. And it was divine when the cold icing reached my clit.

It felt amazing. Then my boyfriend then licked me clean.

It felt so good. Then you shower after.

Some things that the guys whom I have dated has done to me was:

• Giving me a milk bath. • Regularly putting yogurt on and in my pussy and eating and sucking it out-- which is actually very healthy for us, including my pussy. • Had sushi eaten off of me. • Had made a banana split made in between my tits.

Listing down those things made me laugh a bit coz either we're super weird and that those things have been fun.

My birthday's coming soon.

I wish to sit on chocolate mousse or strawberry shortcake soon.

👩‍🦳☕👌