No one talks about the business of magic.

Not magicians but actual sorcerers. Mages of great power who can cast spells that some would call miracles and others would swear are signs of the end times. For all their power very few of them are good at dealing with paperwork. Can you imagine a warlock trying to balance an expense report?

Thought so.

So an entire industry cropped up - people who could handle the mundane tasks the empowered were too busy - or ignorant of -to do themselves. But there were some unintended consequences.

See, when you get beings of great power together the collective psychic energy, well, it warps the rules of reality. The long and short of it is that the office building became overrun with avatars of bureaucracy. But these beings of magic were imbued with all the needs of the people who walked the halls - psychic energy, remember? - and that makes for some interesting occurrences.

In this world of an administrative assistant complains about getting screwed by HR chances are it's a stack of animated benefit forms that bend her over a desk and jam her full of different options for health insurance in a rather intimate region. A copier malfunction means a being of ink spewing magenta and cyan down the throat of a mail clerk. And don't think too hard about what happens when the HVAC system goes on the fritz...

Looking to play a somewhat absurd office scene in a world where magic (and fantasy creatures) are real. Be prepared for reams of paper doing the reaming and people getting caught in the janitor's closet with an avatar of the night shift cleaning crew.

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