We appreciate the interest and think it’s best to set some ground rules so nobody wastes time. 1. Be polite. We are people, just like you, with obligations and responsibilities (jobs and kids). We aren't going to jump in bed with you immediately or drop everything to get naked with you. We aren’t going to facetime with you, download apps to talk to you, or cam with you. 2. This is a process. We are professional people that want to keep this discreet. We will likely talk to dozens of people before one gets to the point we would consider for a meet and greet. That invite is not a guarantee of you getting laid. That invite is also subject to recall based on you and your behavior. If we feel you are being dishonest, overly aggressive, or attempting to steer the conversation to your benefit, not ours, you will be called out and probably blocked. 3. Intelligence - We have found intelligent and professional people to be a better match for us. This isn't saying that if you are blue collar, you don’t stand a chance. Cleanliness is a huge factor for us (especially fingernails). You need to me able to carry on a conversation that isn’t just about sex.
4. This is a process that we have found works for us. We have experienced some of the most aggressive people ever on here and we flat won’t tolerate it. The process is designed to weed out impatient people, people with bad tempers, and men that think they are slick. We've found that if someone is willing to put forth the effort, then they are likely worth our time. However, this is not a guarantee.
5. If you have a special photo or video request, go to the OF. Just know it’s not going to be free. If you have suggestions for content on here or OF we will take it into consideration. However, be aware that if either of us feel you are being too aggressive or domineering, you will be blocked.
6. We have hard rules that we will not waiver on.
a. No piss, no scat, no blood. We are not into humiliation. You are an adult, act like it. b. We will not host at our home. Don’t ask. We will not play solo. Don’t ask.
c. Trimmed or shaven (all parties involved). This is a hard rule. d. We will not tolerate cheaters. If you have a significant other, they will be knowledgeable of your activities or they will be involved. This is non-negotiable. 7. We discuss and share every detail with each other. If you message one of us, know the other is told immediately. We decide on these things together.
8. Drug and disease free and expect the same. 420 is ok. Smoking is a deal breaker. We are non-smoking and expect you to be as well.