TL:DR - be nice and not a creep.

1- DO NOT SEND DICK PIC!!! I might want to see it but it is not immediately thing. If I want to see it - I will proactively ask for it.

2- No snapchat.

3- you already know I’m 6’2 - I’d suggest telling me your height right away. Being shorter than me is NOT a dealbreaker but I do like to have a feel of who I’m talking to. Also, please provide some basic information on you too.

4- I enjoy a super nice guy who can make me laugh. Pls don’t bombard me with sex questions. I will lead the conversation that way if you’re turning me on (trust me - I’m horny as f and posting naked pics on Reddit)

5- be prepared- you will be asked to send a normal picture of you that includes your face. Ultimately, you like me but I also want to like who I’m chatting with as well! I don’t save the photos, I don’t post them, and it’s in our private chat. Once I see them, you can always delete them from our chat. There’s been a select few that have even gotten to eventually see pics of me. If you’re still uncomfortable with sending pictures, I understand but seeing and being attracted to you is a must.

Also, you won’t be the exception to the rule. It’s a legit dealbreaker for us to talk. Please consider if you’re ok with this BEFORE reaching out. It is a major time suck. You won’t convince me to change my mind.

6- Please remember, this is not for my employment or income. I do this for my personal enjoyment. You gotta turn me on so I want to talk to you. Nice guys with some humor don’t finish last with me!

7- I’m not super kinky but I do have an extremely high sex drive. I have a couple kinks (you probably can guess from my feed 😜) but that’s about the extent of my kinks.

8- I try to give acknowledgment and flirt when I get comments on my posts. Being flirty with you doesn’t necessarily mean we will automatically take it to a chatting level. But please know I appreciate it.

9- please send your messages on the chat feature and not in the inbox feature.

Unfortunately- there’s only one of me. Logistically speaking I am unable to provide each of you the attention you deserve. However, I am open to making some connections and going from there! Sometimes the tortoise wins the race and it’ll probably be the case here as well. 😘

I love that you enjoy my content and as long as I’m having FUN, which depends a lot on your behavior, there will be more to come! Please make sure I feel uplifted and wanted so I feel confident enough to keep it coming (and cumming).

Shows I like: curb, seinfeld, the queens gambit, the crown, always sunny, golden girls, South Park, a lot of sitcoms, reality tv (housewives, big brother)