Hey everyone, we're u/sxy_cpl. We get tons of questions from everyone; and just like everyone, we do things our own way. This is a compilation of some of the most asked questions and concerns we get and some story behind them. In the future, this will also serve as a verification post, but we don't have a verification picture taken at this point, so it may be take a minute.

• Are you real?
  • Yeah, absolutely. As mentioned this will be a verification post in the future with a picture attached, but for now, take my word for it. We will send a verification picture if requested, but otherwise just trust me, you don't see fakes put in the effort we do. If we don't respond to you after you send us a picture...maybe we weren't into you and we're not so good about letting people down. Like how do you properly tell somebody without making them feel like you say they're ugly?
• I messaged you and now I check your profile and your post is gone for some reason!
  • Yeah, I know, I removed it. That's just a part of how I do things. I make a post one day and remove it some time during the next, usually within 20-24 hours. We get hundreds of messages on every post we make and that's just within one day. Leaving the posts there is essentially inviting people to keep messaging you and that becomes overwhelming over some time. Plus I usually have enough qualifying guys within that time with whom I want to keep messaging and leaving the post open will just result in unnecessary chat ignores.
• Do you sell content??? I will pay ABC for XYZ!!!
  • No. Just a matter of morals. When and if we do, we will make a separate post about that, but I won't sell you anything till then. Any videos or photos shared would only be shared because we have mutual attraction. No we won't sleep with you if you pay us, she's not a prostitute. No, we don't change our rules if you send us on a cruise.
• Who am I talking with?
  • The husband.
• When will I get to talk to her?
  • My process is as follows:
    • I make the post and take in messages for the first 24 hours.
    • I take another day or two to chat more with the people I consider to narrow it down to as few as possible.
    • Then I connect the two of you and that would be either over texting or telegram. Those are our preferred platforms. No, SC doesn't work, she hates the interface.
  • If this doesn't work for you, move on. I make this process as enjoyable and stress free for her as I can. In return, I get a happy wife, and we all know what that leads to.
• I messaged and didn't hear back :(
  • Like I mentioned, within the first day I always get hundreds of messages. Average 300-400 every post. Does you message look like one of these? :
    • hey
    • She's sexy
    • M age, x" here
    • I'm available
    • Would love to help
    • Message me when you come to ... / Shame you aren't in ...
  • I didn't even check your profile. "Ignore" the chat immediately. I don't got time for low quality/low effort messages. You see she's sexy and beautiful. You think low effort message will get you in? Think again.
  • If your message was good and engaging and addressed the post, maybe I wanted to reply but got busy...we all have lives, and again, hundreds of other people to respond to. Don't be afraid to follow up, try and lead the conversation. I will appreciate you being proactive.
• Do you cuck? Is it actually a threesome? What's DVP?
  • I do not cuck, to me it's a weird dynamic. If that's all you've done so far, I'm sorry this won't work out. I have to be in on the action and have fun there, so yes, it will always be at least an MFM.
  • DVP is double vaginal penetration and it works like DP, but wayyyy better. That's her most favorite thing in the world besides our dog. We ask that you are experienced with it and that you are at the very least comfortable with it. We will do it every time we have a threesome.
• Are you tested? Do I have to be? What's a good testing time frame?
  • We are tested and clean. 100% DND free, including weed (and we prefer that you are as well, but we can't tell you how to live). What we can do though is make sure that you are clean, so yes - testing is required and we will ask for proof. Don't even try to lie. As long as your test is from within half a year, it's fine, we will take it. We are always in touch with most our partners and they let us know when they tested again.

Guys, at the end of the day this is about fun. Let's keep it that way. No drama. No stalking. No whining. Reach out, tell us about yourself, make it entertaining and show us why you are the right candidate. Let's go out and have some fun in a bar or doing some activity, and then take it back to the bedroom. Be the man in this and work for getting in, don't just expect everything to be given to you.

Hope this addresses any questions you had. If not, leave a comment, and I will answer that too. Feel free to message us.

Cheers,

M&V