Hello!

If you have a question for me, hopefully you find the answer here, if not, ask (below, not in a PM) and I'll see what I can do! 😊😘

These are questions I pulled from PM's.

"Do you have OnlyFans or Snap or kik?"

Nope. I do this for fun. I will never sell anything or ask for anything.

"Is this you or your boyfriend?"

This is me. My husband, u/Mr_Secret_Name, does his own thing. He has complete permission to post me, himself, or us.

"Are you looking for partners? Male? Female? Couples?"

Guys, no need to "offer your services", if we ever were to get that MFM itch, I'll head to r/OregonMenGoneWild for some window shopping and go from there. 😉

Couples and women: We're not in a rush but if something or someone perfect, and I mean perfect, comes along, we'll see. (No STIs, including HSV#-free, Safe, Sane, Vaccinated, FWB, monogamish, ....)

I'm bi/bi-comfortable and a bit of a cuckqueen - without the degrading stuff "hothusband" - I was corrected on this definition; I really enjoy watching him with other women, but I like to join in too! We're not big on the "onto the next" thing with swinging and we'd love to find a long term friend who is interested in playing with us in an exclusive or exclusive'ish setting. 😂Yes, the true unicorn! We're not thirsty and we're not actively looking, but if you read this and think you fit, let me know. 😘 Also, we're 100% STI free, including negative for HSV 1 and 2. We do require you to be as well.

"Why do this?" Assuming "this" means exhibitionism and Reddit

A few years ago I discovered that I really enjoy being an exhibitionist. I mean really enjoy it. A fetish? 😳😝. It started with my husband posting pictures of me online (with permission) and really getting turned on by the comments - the nice comments, definitely not the creepy or overly vulgar ones. This progressed until we went to Sesso (now Privata), a local swingers club. Watching others having sex and then us having sex in front of a group of others as they watched us was so HOT! I would fantasize about it all the time. The thought of people watching me, us!, sent a waves throughout my body! I was hooked.

Thanks to COVID, it's been such a long time since we've been there that I need to scratch my exhibitionist itch - I guess that's really why I'm here.

"Why don't you reply to PMs?"

Most are creepy. Most contain unsolicited dick pics. Most are honestly just depressing and I've learned to just ignore them. There should be a subreddit for 'thirsty PMs'. I almost always read comments to my posts and reply when I can, though!

"What comments turn you on?"

I really like comments that compliment. Telling me what you would do to me is meh "I wanna throw my dick deep in ur pussy" is an example of meh. Now, telling me what you like about me and then what you would do in the least vulgar way possible is really hot! Or telling what it would feel like for you! Now those make me wet!

"Do you really live in Oregon?"

Of course we do! We'll post our adventures here and there.

"Can I please buy your panties?" <- I get this a lot.

I have zero plans to sell anything. Besides, how would that even work???

"Requests?"

I'm open. No guarantees but we'll see.

"Will you join me and my man?"

No. Not going to happen. For one, we're a matched pair, always. Secondly, there is absolutely zero desire from either of us to do this.

"Can I join you two?"

See: "Are you looking for partners"

"Can I send you a picture of my dick?"

You can but I won't look at it. Unsolicited dick pics are not my jam. I head over to r/OregonMenGoneWild and r/LadyBoners when I want to look at beautiful dicks... Hard abs... Round asses... Sculpted arms... 💦 And I do head over there often, not just to mod. PRO-TIP: Do something artistic if you want me to notice. Just a dick hanging out of your pants or you with your potato camera just gets ignored.

"Turn-ons"

Visually I like guys in tight shirts showing bulges. Arms, abs, butts, pants bulges, etc. But I do like a good dadbod, too! Anything with some meat on it. LOL.

But what really seals the deal is someone who is a great communicator. 💦☔️🚰

"Can I send you a tribute?"

See: "Can I send you a picture of my dick". 😘

"Where can I find you in public?"

You can't. I'm quarantining like a summabitch. Maybe at Rooster Rock, Collins Beach, Privata, and a few other nude friendly places.

"How old are you?"

Above thirty and below 50. LOL.

"I swear you look familiar. Where do I know you from?"

Likely not in-person. I'm a loner. I'm also a vampire so I don't go out during the day. At night I stick to strip clubs and sex clubs only. But maybe it was because I had another account on Reddit a few years ago that was pretty big (karma around 300,000). Unfortunately, someone(s) started doxxing me and were starting to get close. Not cool. The stuff I posted through that were more, shall we say, Hustler than Playboy 😊. I won't be doing that again, sorry. This is also why a large part of why I'm so adverse to creepy comments - if you post a link in a PM, I just ignore it.

"Are you fake?"

First, if I was fake, would I tell you I was??? LOL. I'm real and have verified pictures to prove it in my profile.