Hello!

Thought I would write a guide for the men who reach out to me to attempt to increase their chances of success.

1. Before sending a message or chat, go back through the post that you're responding to.

a. Note any potential dealbreakers that you may have: location, STD status, age, relationship status, etc

b. Note the preferences that I've stated in my post. If you don't fit one of the preferences but would like to send a message anyway, be sure to acknowledge that (ex: "Hello! I know that you stated you're looking for someone in the greater Seattle Area, however, I am reaching out anyway because I thought we might be a fit.")

1. Avoid questions that you can answer by reading the post. Looking through my post history is also helpful.

Example: "What are you looking for in a FWB?"

It's laid out pretty clearly - if you're looking for specific information - be specific. (Ex: "Do you have physical preferences for your FWB?" Another example: "Do you mind traveling a bit to see someone? I live in _______.")

1. Compose a friendly, non-explicit introductory message that's specific to the ad. Tell me about yourself, tell me what interested you about my ad/what we might have in common and be sure that your shining personality comes through.

Messages that I generally don't respond to because they don't give me an idea of who a person is:

1. "Are you still looking for a FWB?" Instead, try: "Hello! I saw your post looking for a FWB and wanted to reach out. I know it's been a bit since you've posted, but if you are still considering people I'd love to connect." Then add some specific information.

2. "Hey"

3. "I want to take a large bite out of that Big Mac of an ass and then put my tongue in your butthole."

Hope this helps!