But I have a lump in my breast that isn't going away with antibiotics and my primary care doctor is referring me to general surgery. And the way my plan works is I'm allowed to make those appointments myself and they're not first come first serve.

So... my vain ass is also worried about my breasts being scarred if they have to go in to get the lump out surgically and it's not something that can be drained. (it's super unlikely it's cancer, so I'm not flipping out about it being cancer), so I picked a well reviewed oncology surgeon who has experience with benign and malignant breast disease and has a ridiculous CV including numerous awards from Walter Reed and Hopkins.

This surgeon is also hot as fuck. Hopefully if I have to be put under general anesthesia, I can get the hot anesthesiologist in on the party. (I'm still not thrilled with the fact I have preferred anesthesiologists, but granted this one created my anesthesia protocol for one of my standing appointments and it hasn't killed me yet... I like him. Plus he says I'm cantankerous on a good day)(And yes, I'd totally blow and fuck this preferred anesthesiologist given the chance)