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antagonistic roommates have to share a bed to stay work when the furnace craps out, guy manages to seduce girl by talking in his sleep.
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Dude, DUDE; wake up. There's something wrong with the furnace. I'll figure it out in the morning, but we only have one space heater and even I'm not enough of a bitch to hog it.

I mean I'm half your size and you have a queen bed, plenty of room for both of us. put on those pajama pants I've seen you in, I'll bundle up too. you sleep over the sheets, and I'll sleep under them. Oh I guess chivalry is dead. Fine, I'll sleep over the sheets.

(some sound effect to indicate it's morning)

mmm... OH HEY...yeah, I was just ... listening to your heart beat.

ok, it sounds weird, but I ...

was having some panic attacks last night, then you started talking in your sleep. it was unintelligible, but soft; and then you hugged me....... and now I'm not afrade of you anymore.

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